[08:15p] @kamper: everytime someone uses their body to break glass
[08:15p] @kamper: it usually goes in their ass
[08:15p] @kamper: was at a party at a friends house once
[08:15p] @kamper: bunch of ppl were on the balcony and some guy decided to moon them
[08:15p] @kamper: pressed him ass against the window and it shattered and sliced his ass
[08:16p] @kamper: 4 hours in the hospital and 19 stitches later
[08:16p] @kamper: i lold
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