The Ass Glass Conundrum

[08:15p] @kamper: everytime someone uses their body to break glass
[08:15p] @kamper: it usually goes in their ass
[08:15p] @kamper: was at a party at a friends house once
[08:15p] @kamper: bunch of ppl were on the balcony and some guy decided to moon them
[08:15p] @kamper: pressed him ass against the window and it shattered and sliced his ass
[08:16p] @kamper: 4 hours in the hospital and 19 stitches later
[08:16p] @kamper: i lold

Firefox in wine?

[08:52p] mcpeepants: Could somebody give me the command to start a firefox window in ubuntu

[08:53p] +Buildy: lolol

[08:53p] ••• +Buildy passes out from laughter

[08:53p] DNA: in windows u click on the icon

[08:53p] +bengb: firefox &

[08:53p] +bengb: ?

[08:53p] mcpeepants: using wine

[08:53p] mcpeepants: using wine

[08:53p] +bengb: wtf?!

[08:53p] ••• +Buildy laughs harder

[08:53p] +bengb: why are you running firefox through wine?

[08:53p] +Buildy: LOLOL

[08:53p] +bengb: that is retarded

[08:53p] +Buildy: help me lolol

[08:53p] mcpeepants: i dont know if thats how it is

[08:53p] +remicks: woah woah

[08:54p] +remicks: wait

[08:54p] +Buildy: I cant stop laughin

[08:54p] mcpeepants: lol

[08:54p] +remicks: did i read that right

[08:54p] mcpeepants: i never had it on a server

[08:54p] +Buildy: Remicks hold me down lmfao!

[08:54p] SelfMan: Pre NCIS.S07E06.HDTV.XviD-2HD

[08:54p] +remicks: firefox in wine

[08:54p] mcpeepants: never used linux other than with wine

[08:54p] mcpeepants: lmao

[08:54p] +remicks: o m g

[08:54p] +Buildy: LOLOL

[08:54p] ••• +remicks falls over

[08:54p] +remicks: Buildy im crying

[08:54p] +remicks: i cant hold u down

[08:54p] +Buildy: im close to that poitn haha

[08:54p] mcpeepants: I dont use the shit,what do you want me to say

[08:54p] mcpeepants: lol

Penis Fail.

4:56:51pm <@|K|> SEX

4:56:57pm <@|K|> i men

4:56:57pm <@|K|> er

4:56:59pm <@|K|> mean*

4:56:59pm <@|K|> Hi

4:59:02pm <~SCSi> sex?

4:59:36pm <@|K|> I said something sex related in every channel.

4:59:37pm <@|K|> lol.

4:59:42pm <@|K|> Yes, I need to get laid, I know.

5:03:13pm <~SCSi> you have 10 fingers

5:03:15pm <~SCSi> thats 10 mates

5:04:44pm <@|K|> Doesn't feel the same

5:06:25pm <~SCSi> you're in the UK

5:06:27pm <~SCSi> yes it does

5:06:33pm <~SCSi> hahaha

SCSi at his finest

[11:48a] @SCSi: after a (censored) pointless kill

[11:48a] @remicks[bday]: wtf

[11:48a] @remicks[bday]: fucking

[11:48a] @remicks[bday]: censored?

[11:48a] @remicks[bday]: [11:48a] @SCSi: after a (censored) pointless kill

[11:48a] @SCSi: what?

[11:48a] @SCSi: what the (censored)

[11:48a] @SCSi: (censored) (censored) (censored)

[11:48a] @remicks[bday]: HAHAHA

ROFLMAO

Sauce: bonebreak

Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddhVSQlExYE

ROFLMAO!

Sweeeet lemonade

Sauce: nxc

Creator: weebl

Link: http://www.shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com/horse.swf

LOL Rating: 10/10

Epic.

Torrent Woes

My buddy received this in a site PM earlier this evening, this is him pasting it on IRC:

[09:25p] %Abyssyml: CSI Miami S08E04 HDTV XviD-LOL

[09:25p] %Abyssyml: Just wanted to let you know that this torrent download made it to where my seedbox hosting company was gave a DMCA Notification of stop and assist letter..

[09:25p] %Abyssyml: Maybe this info will help you find out who the persons are ..

[09:25p] %Abyssyml: Plus one for CSI NY

[09:25p] %Abyssyml: Looks like there watching TV shows right now..

[09:25p] %Abyssyml: Good luck..

[09:25p] %Abyssyml: PS. I still love ******* your the best..

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