Random..weirdness, from myself of course..

.:|03·57·16|:. <~|K|> dudes...do you guys like..
.:|03·57·25|:. <~|K|> You know if you hold your pee in ...(this is gonna sound like an odd question)
.:|03·57·42|:. <~|K|> if you hold it in long enough, does it feel like you're gonna cum?
.:|03·57·51|:. <~kerrie> LOL
.:|03·58·20|:. <~|K|> and they all go quiet, typical
.:|03·58·28|:. <~|K|> kerrie, as a woman do you get that feeling?
.:|03·58·34|:. <~remicks> huh
.:|03·58·35|:. <~kamper> no
.:|03·58·41|:. <~kamper> it feels like im gonna piss my pants
.:|03·58·42|:. <~kerrie> i never really hold my pee in
.:|03·58·43|:. <~|K|> wtf
.:|03·58·43|:. <~kerrie> lol
.:|03·58·45|:. <~kamper> thats what it feels like
.:|03·58·46|:. <~remicks> and no
.:|03·58·51|:. <~kerrie> if i need t go i squat ;/
.:|03·58·52|:. <~remicks> it feels like im holding in pee.
.:|03·58·59|:. <~|K|> I must just be weird then..
.:|03·58·59|:. <~|K|> wow.
.:|03·59·38|:. <~remicks> thats kinda epic
.:|03·59·41|:. <~|K|> why?
.:|03·59·42|:. <~remicks> i dont think id ever pee again.
.:|03·59·47|:. <~kamper> aha
.:|03·59·56|:. <~|K|> I ask the most random questions
.:|03·59·57|:. <~|K|> I know
.:|04·00·24|:. <~|K|> it's like when I was gonna get contacts, I said to mark at work "I wonder if someone is really blind and they wear contacts... if a guy cums in their eyes..if they can see the sperm moving about"
.:|04·00·40|:. <~remicks> woah
.:|04·00·43|:. <~|K|> mark was like "wtf kirsty..you're weird"
.:|04·00·45|:. <~remicks> why the FUCK
.:|04·00·50|:. <~remicks> would you think about that?
.:|04·00·51|:. <~|K|> I don't know
.:|04·00·52|:. <~kamper> contacts
.:|04·00·53|:. <~remicks> lmao
.:|04·00·57|:. <~kamper> are no hubble telescopes
.:|04·01·00|:. <~kamper> or microscopes
.:|04·01·00|:. <~|K|> cause I want a guy to cum in my eyes?
.:|04·01·02|:. <~remicks> +1 kamper
.:|04·01·04|:. <~|K|> I dunno!!
.:|04·01·08|:. <~remicks> in your eyes
.:|04·01·10|:. <~remicks> lmao
.:|04·01·18|:. <~|K|> or like
.:|04·01·19|:. <~remicks> get one of those optometrist things
.:|04·01·22|:. <~remicks> that hold ur eyelids up
.:|04·01·25|:. <~|K|> when me and my brother were having dinner one day
.:|04·01·27|:. <~remicks> and just squirt the jizz
.:|04·01·35|:. <~kamper> go to the sperm bank
.:|04·01·35|:. <~|K|> we were eating chicken
.:|04·01·40|:. <~kamper> and ask them to shoot it in ur eye
.:|04·01·46|:. <~kamper> at high velocity
.:|04·01·50|:. <~remicks> step 1: buy a turkey baster
.:|04·01·52|:. <~kamper> rifk
.:|04·01·54|:. <~remicks> step 2: fill with cum
.:|04·01·55|:. <~|K|> the whole time i thought to myself "wtf, why do guys get pleasure out of sticking their dicks in these things.. I don't get it"
.:|04·01·58|:. <~remicks> step 3: aim for eye
.:|04·01·58|:. <~|K|> totally random thought
.:|04·01·59|:. <~kamper> step 3: ??????
.:|04·02·03|:. <~|K|> but...rofl :\
.:|04·02·10|:. <~|K|> I said it to my brother and he nearly choked
.:|04·02·14|:. <~remicks> [10:01p] ~|K|: the whole time i thought to myself "wtf, why do guys get pleasure out of sticking their dicks in these things.. I don't get it"
.:|04·02·16|:. <~remicks> in what things?
.:|04·02·21|:. <~|K|> CHICKENS!!
.:|04·02·24|:. <~remicks> wtf
.:|04·02·29|:. <~remicks> WHO FUCKS CHICKENS?
.:|04·02·31|:. <~remicks> HONESTLY
.:|04·02·33|:. <~remicks> WHAT THE FUCK
.:|04·02·35|:. <~|K|> some people do!!
.:|04·02·35|:. <~kerrie> LMFSOA WHO STICKS THEIR DICK IN CHICKENS
.:|04·02·39|:. <~remicks> OMG OMG OMG OMG
.:|04·02·40|:. <~kamper> who's
.:|04·02·44|:. <~remicks> dude
.:|04·02·44|:. <~kamper> "some people"
.:|04·02·45|:. <~kerrie> LOL
.:|04·02·45|:. <~kamper> plz
.:|04·02·46|:. <~remicks> this WHOLE convo
.:|04·02·47|:. <~|K|> I DON'T KNOW
.:|04·02·47|:. <~kamper> list me their names
.:|04·02·48|:. <~|K|> rofl
.:|04·02·48|:. <~remicks> is getting blogged
.:|04·02·50|:. <~remicks> kthx
.:|04·02·52|:. <~|K|> :O
.:|04·02·53|:. <~|K|> rofl
.:|04·02·59|:. <~kamper> |K| knows a chicken fucker
.:|04·02·59|:. <~remicks> omg
.:|04·03·01|:. <~remicks> wow
.:|04·03·02|:. <~|K|> I can't help my random thoughts
.:|04·03·07|:. <~remicks> but no wait
.:|04·03·11|:. <~remicks> someone you know
.:|04·03·16|:. <~remicks> actually had to have fucked a chicken
.:|04·03·20|:. <~remicks> for you to assume
.:|04·03·21|:. <~|K|> no, no one i know has fucked a chicken
.:|04·03·25|:. <~remicks> there was chicken fucking
.:|04·03·27|:. <~|K|> I just read the news...and stuff
.:|04·03·36|:. <~kamper> chicken fuckers
.:|04·03·44|:. <~|K|> I just randomly thought it one day
.:|04·03·46|:. <~kamper> tonight on news at 6
.:|04·03·49|:. <~|K|> I honestly don't know why